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An amusing card from 'a load of old bowls' which features clever puns from fish. This card shows one fish on a newspaper with chips following a night out, having been 'battered'.
- L178 x W127 mm
- Cover text: Oh Cod! Yet again, Dave had gone out with his mates and come back completely battered
- Inside text: Blank
- Made in Great Britain
- Product Contains: Blue envelope